things i would say to a mermaid

  1. whats up
  2. hows it going
  3. ever listen to the beatles?
  4. theyre a rock n roll band from liverpool
  5. hey jude, here comes the sun, etc
  6. no, you've never heard of them?
  7. there used to be 4 of them & now there are 2
  8. mhm
  9. no, that's john lennon
  10. yeah he's a dick it turns out
  11. umm, i guess abbey road? no actually start with revolver
  12. ok my rides here, gotta go