vroom vroom guess how fast im driving

  1. really really fast
  2. faster than a cheetah 😎
  3. faster than a bald eagle 😎
  4. faster than a gazelle 😎
  5. faster than a superman 😎
  6. oh fuck just got arrested 😎
  7. cop asked me how fast i was driving 😎
  8. cop said "really im genuinely curious, because that was honestly sick" 😎
  9. i listed all the animals for him 😎
  10. cop said "no like the whole highway is on fire. tell me what you did to your car because thst was honestly sick" 😎
  11. i pointed to the 30 engines i had connected 😎
  12. cop said "cool ok" and left 😎
  13. we just matched on tinder 😁