why im nervous to get a Starbucks tattoo across my chest

  1. im kinda scared of needles
  2. it would be permanent. do i want that?
  3. its kinda expensive
  4. the tattoo artist might not do it how im imagining
  5. proving that im the God of Starbucks by showing the tattoo to baristas may get me free coffee, but would they really believe me? im not doing this to save money. im doing this because i died for starbucks' sins. i now walk this earth to spread words of peace, love, and the items that are currently on starbucks' menu.
  6. i might be embarrassed to take my shirt off at the beach