1. There are around 10 bars within a couple blocks of my apartment.
  2. People only get shot outside on my block about once every 9 months (experimental results).
  3. When my friends want to go to Public Works they come pregame at my place
  4. The guy in front of the medical weed dispensary downstairs is really chill and says hi when i walk by
  5. That heady sense of entitlement when you realize your street is a historically low income Latino area and you're actively gentrifying it :(
  6. There is only one crazy lady downstairs who tries to sue you for walking around in your apartment (two would be a little much)
  7. PS our place is actually awesome so dont skip our pregames because of this list :D