REASONS MY APARTMENT IS TOTALLY DOPE
- •There are around 10 bars within a couple blocks of my apartment.
- •People only get shot outside on my block about once every 9 months (experimental results).
- •When my friends want to go to Public Works they come pregame at my place
- •The guy in front of the medical weed dispensary downstairs is really chill and says hi when i walk by
- •That heady sense of entitlement when you realize your street is a historically low income Latino area and you're actively gentrifying it :(
- •There is only one crazy lady downstairs who tries to sue you for walking around in your apartment (two would be a little much)
- •PS our place is actually awesome so dont skip our pregames because of this list :D