THE BEST WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE ACCORDING TO ME

Who knows nothing
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    Cahoots- The best word in the English language, by far. Underutilized in the zeitgeist, if used at all. #cahootstobringbackcahoots
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    Fuck- Fun, flexible, a little dangerous. Fuck is like your favorite lady, but she's around whenever you need her.
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    Mellifluous- Meaning, "a sound that is soothing to hear." Such as the sound of my own voice, which people keep telling me I love. The word itself is lovely to say and to hear, use generously!
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    Melancholy- With the added bonus of being part of the title to a great Smashing Pumpkins LP, it's one of those words that is there to add dimension to emotion, or at least description of emotion, which is a lovely thing.
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    Shenanigans- Any word that can only be associated with gentle whimsy is a must have in anyone's vocabulary.
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    Gobshite- An Irish word for an idiot, or someone who says a lot of silly things. Also what my father thinks my name is.
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    Serendipitous
    Suggested by   @ChrisK