TRANSITIONAL SENTENCES PEOPLE USE TO SWITCH THE FOCUS BACK TO THEM:

Some more than others...
  1. "Well, I'm the kind of person that..."
  2. "See, if that was me..."
  3. "Oh my god, I had the same thing happen once..." (Proceeds to tell a completely unrelated story)
  4. "When that happens, I like to..."
  5. "Well, you know me..."
  6. "Let me tell you what you need to do, this one time I..."
  7. "Btw, I..."
  8. "That's not how I would do it..."
  9. "Not to prattle on about myself, but..."
  10. "Have I told you about..." (Yes)