EXTREMELY VALID EXCUSES TO GET OUT OF COMMITMENTS

  1. "I have to take my fish to the fish dentist"
  2. "Ah sorry, I just let my neighbor borrow my car"
  3. "I have to be up early tomorrow for a colonoscopy"
  4. "I'm sure I banged someone's wife who is going to be there, I don't want it to be awkward"
  5. "I'm way too far behind on Empire and can't miss another show"
  6. "Tonight was gonna be the night we tried anal"
  7. "Nothing there will be kosher"
  8. "I'm doing a juice cleanse"
  9. "It's family bath night"