I WOULD RATHER ___ THAN BE IN BUSINESS CLASSES

  1. Play with a basket of puppies
  2. Make empanadas
  3. Eat a peppermint patty and feel like I'm standing on a frozen mountain top
  4. Watch porn with the volume ALL THE WAY UP
  5. Braid a Jamaican woman's hair
  6. Braid Gary and Maxx's hair
  7. Get busy on a beach