1. Cry
    Like a baby. No shame. Been waiting 21+ years for this.
  2. Skip work the next day
    No way José would I go sell office products after the single greatest moment in my life
  3. Buy every souvenir item
    Catch me spending over $400 on hats, tshirts, magnets, pennants, mugs, pet clothes, anything embroidered with "Philadelphia Flyers 2016 Stanley Cup Champions"
  4. Take all my friends out to celebrate
    Mark this down. Flyers win it all, bar tab on Stank
  5. Send a picture of my hard dick to Sidney Crosby
  6. Watch the clinching game every day for the rest of my life
    Wouldn't go to bed a single night without flooding my mind of images of glory