THINGS JARED DOES
Been living with Jared for 2 years now.
- •Long bathroom tripsNo one spends more time pooping than this guy. He says he's on his phone most of the time but I think he just has ridiculous poops.
- •Stays out all nightLike wat u doin
- •Doesn't multitask wellLights out if he's not looking you dead in the eye.
- •Very optimistic about the EaglesWere gonna win the bowl last year against the Colts. Next year's prediction tbd.
- •Makes burgers...a lot of burgersJared's beef consumption is the reason why farmers still have jobs
- •Homework at 2amAfter he makes his burger, it's off to hours of twilight homework
- •Makes Maxx and I look lazyWhile he's out all day saving the president of the United States your two favorite Park boys might as well have our dicks in our hands