The Seven Dwarves, In Order of My Desire To Hang Out With Them

  1. 1.
    Doc
    Overall a solid guy. A little pushy but most leaders are.
  2. 2.
    Grumpy
    Secretly a great hang. Loyal to the end. Outbursts would be enjoyable.
  3. 3.
    Happy
    Always a good audience. Avoid on Mondays.
  4. 4.
    Sleepy
    Brings nothing to table but doesn't take anything off it either.
  5. 5.
    Dopey
    Makes the group laugh but that schtick gets old fast. Never pays for a round.
  6. 6.
    Bashful
    Terrible wingman and can't quote movies rated anything but G.
  7. 7.
    Sneezy
    Seriously? Blow that shit into your arm. Your ruining the furniture.