5 PHOTOS ON MY PHONE, CHOSEN AT RANDOM

  1. 1.
    An egg vending machine
    This really is the height of excitement and technological advancements in rural England, guys
  2. 2.
    Just hanging out at Privet Drive
    No big deal
  3. 3.
    The Sky Gardens in London
    Treated my friend to lunch here for her 21st and the view across London is amazing
  4. 4.
    I got bitten by a horsefly
    And my body did not react well to it. Why do I still have a picture of this on my phone? Cause I like to milk it for all its worth. I couldn't walk for THREE DAYS. Damn nature.
  5. 5.
    A 'delayed on a plane' selfie
    When you've boarded an easyjet flight and get stuck on the runway for more than an hour, what else is there to do?