Inspired by countless
  1. Anything Disney related
    And they're right 😀
  2. Someone in "the mafia"
    It's amazing how many people assume this just because I'm Italian and from the city
  3. The plots to every episode of Boy Meets World, Full House, and Saved By The Bell
    Yep! And also Growing Pains, Newsradio, Seinfeld, The Office and many other shows
  4. Billy Joel
    Hey, he's a Long Islander, I'm a Long Islander … it just makes sense
  5. What I'm doing with my life
    Not. A. Clue. 😕