From worst to best
  1. 4.
    Bic Pens
    So I can write lists the old fashioned way.
  2. 3.
    Bic Razors
    So I can shave and cut myself cheaply.
  3. 2.
    Bic Lighters
    So I can light things on fire and go to rock concerts.
  4. 1.
    Bic Lighter Razor Pen Combo
    Okay, this doesn't exist (yet), but you have to agree, it'd be a real timesaver!