HOW TACO BELL CREATES NEW MENU ITEMS

  1. 1.
    Take any item off current menu
    It doesn't matter which one
  2. 2.
    Change the name to something different
    Make sure it sounds "Mexican"
  3. 3.
    Run commercials and convince America that you created something new
    No one will notice that the ingredients are the same as every other item on the menu
  4. 4.
    Repeat