HOW TO GO TO THE MOVIES LIKE ME
Don't be like me.
- 1.Get there early so you don't miss the previews.
- 2.Order a large popcorn and a large soda from the concession stand.
- 3.Find a seat.
- 4.Eat the entire bag of popcorn before the actual movie starts.
- 5.Get really thirsty from eating all the popcorn.
- 6.Drink the large soda before the movie starts.
- 7.Hold your pee in for the next 2 hours.