HOW TO GO TO THE MOVIES LIKE ME
Don't be like me.
- •Get there early so you don't miss the previews.
- •Order a large popcorn and a large soda from the concession stand.
- •Find a seat.
- •Eat the entire bag of popcorn before the actual movie starts.
- •Get really thirsty from eating all the popcorn.
- •Drink the large soda before the movie starts.
- •Hold your pee in for the next 2 hours.