HOW TO GO TO THE MOVIES LIKE ME

Don't be like me.
  1. 1.
    Get there early so you don't miss the previews.
  2. 2.
    Order a large popcorn and a large soda from the concession stand.
  3. 3.
    Find a seat.
  4. 4.
    Eat the entire bag of popcorn before the actual movie starts.
  5. 5.
    Get really thirsty from eating all the popcorn.
  6. 6.
    Drink the large soda before the movie starts.
  7. 7.
    Hold your pee in for the next 2 hours.