1. I hate sand.
  2. Tom Hardy plays a lot of characters who wear half masks.
  3. I don't know the head bad guy's name. I'll just call him Skeletor.
  4. I wonder what my Nissan Rogue would look like covered in skulls and razor sharp spikes. Probably pretty badass.
  5. Did that electric guitarist have to audition for that gig?
  6. I hope Max rescues all these Abercrombie & Fitch models.
  7. This is like the pod race in Phantom Menace, only way cooler.
  8. I hope there's a gas station somewhere.
  9. Shouldn't they reapply sunscreen?
  10. This should be called Mad Charlize: Fury Road
  11. This must've been a great boost for Australia's travel and tourism industry.
  12. Cool! An all lesbian biker gang!
  13. Go ahead. Trust the bald albino. What could go wrong?
  14. When are they gonna play the Tina Turner song?
  15. This is an Oscar nominated movie.
  16. I love happy endings.