Sorry Thomas Jefferson, you're not invited!
  1. John Hancock
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    He'd be the first to arrive, and last one to go.
  2. Benjamin Franklin
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    Clearly, he'd be the life of the party. He'd have some good limericks to tell, and I bet he was a colonial babe magnet!
  3. William Whipple
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    I don't really have a reason. I just like saying Whipple.
  4. Benjamin Harrison
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    Look at those eyes! Careful, ladies. Don't fall in love!
  5. Samuel Adams
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    He'd supply all the beer! Enough said.