SIGNERS OF THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE WITH WHOM I WOULD'VE LIKED TO HAVE PARTIED WITH

Sorry Thomas Jefferson, you're not invited!
  1. John Hancock
    He'd be the first to arrive, and last one to go.
  2. Benjamin Franklin
    Clearly, he'd be the life of the party. He'd have some good limericks to tell, and I bet he was a colonial babe magnet!
  3. William Whipple
    I don't really have a reason. I just like saying Whipple.
  4. Benjamin Harrison
    Look at those eyes! Careful, ladies. Don't fall in love!
  5. Samuel Adams
    He'd supply all the beer! Enough said.