THINGS MY WIFE WANTS FOR CHRISTMAS THAT I KNOW BECAUSE SHE DROPPED HINTS ALL YEAR LONG

  1. 1.
    Let's see...there was...
  2. 2.
    Um... I recall her liking this one thing...
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    It was at that store that we went to...
  4. 4.
    Oh crap.
  5. 5.
    I should've paid more attention...
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    Perhaps written things down.
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    Christmas shopping is hard, you guys!