According to Christmas songs. Did I miss any?
  1. 1.
    Will this be the year Alvin finally gets his damn hula hoop? Probably not.
  2. 2.
    Two front teeth -
    Cute, if it's a kid singing. Creepy, if an adult sings it.
  3. 3.
    A sable, a convertible, a yacht, the deed to a platinum mine, a duplex, signed checks, decorations from Tiffany's, and a ring -
    This is one high maintenance girl.
  4. 4.
    Kid, your demands are unrealistic. How about a hula hoop instead?
  5. 5.
    Again, unrealistic.
  6. 6.
    And they won't go until they get some!
  7. 7.
    A river to skate away on -
    Suggested by @jennifergster