Things I've had to clean up courtesy of my 3 year old
I have four children. My fourth one is by far the worst and the more you have the less patience you have.
- •30 raw eggs +6 hard-boiled eggs
- •Some brown goop that I thought was cake frosting. Not.
- •Purple food coloring on our sofa cushion
- •Half of a bug. Don't know what happened to the other half.
- •Sharpie on the carpet
- •Sharpie on the walls
- •Sharpie on a three-year-old. Prohibiting sharpies.
- •Green flower foam
- •Hot wheels. In the toilet
- •Blue gel paste
- •P on the floor
- •Ripped up pages of any book
- •My iPhone that was sitting in a vase of water
- •Brand-new bottles of conditioner and shampoo dumped all over the bathroom.