Observations at Starbucks

Since I'm unemployed right now, I do my work in the morning at Starbucks just to get out of the house. A few things...
  1. There is possibly nothing funnier than people who set a meeting at Starbucks, but have never met each other before. "Hey, are you Mike?" "Are you Mike?" Then it becomes, WHERE THE &$@! IS MIKE?
  2. People still come in and don't know what to order even if the line is five minutes long and you've had all the time in the world to think about it.
  3. I can learn all about your work/family/health issues because you insist on having a conversation on your phone as though you are alone in the car.
  4. There are a lot of unemployed people at Starbucks. I should start a support group.