TOP 10 THINGS I HAVE REMOVED FROM THE BUTTS OF STRANGERS

This list has been accumulated over the last 10 years of medical school, residency, and fellowship. "Butt" is also a completely acceptable medical term. No, seriously.
  1. Shampoo bottle, Suave
  2. Chapstick, Blistex
  3. Spatula, Rubbermaid (Orange)
  4. Redbull can, diet
  5. Apple TV Remote
  6. Zucchini
  7. Wine corks (Two. Vintage unknown)
  8. Christmas M&M Candy Cane
  9. Electric toothbrush
  10. Dignity