2005 Will Smith masterpiece.
  1. "I don't got a sitcom to bother wit / or a time conflict with my sci-fi hits / I'm contemplating each statement's wit / and I'm concentrating on makin hits"
    Here He Comes
  2. "Uhh, it's the groovicide bomber / mic in my vest tight strapped to my chest like / I'm a run up in the party holla and / be like OH fulfilling my calling"
    Party Starter
  3. "Something sexy bout a / girl on the floor, all her friends around her / I mean real clean, ain't gotta touch or nothing / it ain't like I like a chick on chick something"
  4. "Wendy Williams, you don't know me / I'm not your punching bag, you gone blow me / off, girl better leave me alone / before I buy your radio station and send you home"
    Mr. Niceguy
  5. "Pondered the mysteries of why you be dissin me / I adore you, all I hope for you is freedom from mystery / you made mistakes and blunders, you breakin from under but yo / if I'm going to hell, it's making me wonder"
    Ms. Holy Roller
  6. "Yo first ever rap Grammy / let's talk about the only reason yo ass went to Miami"
    Lost & Found
  7. "September 11th I woke up about 7 am / west coast time, French toast and my turkey bacon"
    Tell Me Why
  8. "David Letterman even said he like that track man / even though he ain't a rap fan"
    I Wish I Made That / Swagga
  9. "Jumping to conclusions get you nowhere honey / pump your brakes or be a crash test dummy"
    Pump Your Brakes
  10. "Told her I was from Philly / she looked at me said really? / and judging from her t-shirt I could tell that she was chilly / so I gave her my sweater / she said her name was Etta / she said she come from Cuba and she just had bought a Jetta"
    If You Can't Dance (Slide)
  11. "I pray before I sit with a pen and a pad / a birth of a thought occurs, and it calls me dad / and to the universe an idea, released from me / just a cd? Nah man a piece of me"
    Could U Love Me
  12. "This is a true story"
  13. "So demonstrating the way to be patient / with life's test, through my IRS situation"
    Wave Em Off
  14. "He called a meeting to find a solution / he said I'm getting beat out of my loot and I'm not recording no more until we find a solution / the dude said we found a solution it's this .44 / he ran for the door"
    Scary Story