THINGS I KEEP THINKING REBEL HEART IS BEFORE I REMEMBER ITS MADONNA'S NEW ALBUM

  1. A b-movie made in 1996 to capitalize off the box office success of Braveheart
  2. A Care Bears bad guy
  3. A Heart cover band playing at BB King's in Times Square during Sunday brunch
  4. That weird Dr. Who condition from the American version where he had a heart on each side of his chest
  5. A guy named Art who is truly a rebel
  6. What a suburban dad calls his custom Harley that he only rides on the weekends