LISTS MY FAMILY WOULD MAKE ABOUT ME

  1. BOYS WE SUSPECT RYAN HAS BEEN INTIMATE WITH
  2. ALL OF RYAN'S FRIENDS AND BASIC INFO ABOUT THEM COMPILED IN ONE LIST FOR OUR REFERENCE
  3. HOW WE KNEW OUR SON WAS GAY BEFORE HE TOLD US
  4. FASHION CHOICES RYAN MAKES THAT WE JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
  5. STUPID COMPETITION SHOWS RYAN LIKES AND WE DON'T KNOW WHY
  6. DOGS RYAN HAS ASKED US TO ADOPT THAT WE REFUSED
  7. TIMES RYAN HAS FORGOTTEN TO ANSWER US WHEN WE ASK HIM A QUESTION BECAUSE HE WAS DISTRACTED BY HIS PHONE
  8. SHOWERS THAT RYAN HAS TAKEN THAT WERE WAY TOO LONG
  9. SIGNS THAT OUR SON IS GOING TO HAVE A PROMISING CAREER IN THE THEATER
  10. A GROCERY LIST