Times I've Seriously Considered Moving Out of the Country

  1. when I called my fourth grade teacher mom
  2. when my wifi went out for 36 hours
  3. when I slipped and fell in the middle of the cafeteria
  4. when Mitt Romney almost won the election
  5. when I held the door open for someone and they said "thank you" so I was deciding on whether to say 'you're welcome' or 'no problem' and I said "your problem"