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I have very straight, flat blond hair.
- •People use it as a conversation piece."I was trying to figure out why you look different, and then I realized that your hair is down." No shit.
- •It gets in my faceAnd tries to stay there
- •I will put my hair in my mouth.It's a nervous habit.
No one has ever said I was trending or trendy or had a vague notion of what a trend was.
- •Aww, shucks.
- •Thanks for the relist @PeteOnEarth!It's all because of you.
- •The grocery store doesn't sell fresh kale or raw almonds
- •But does sell gallon-sized tubs of ranch dressing
Texts I sent to my boyfriend
- •We need Star Wars couch pillows, right?
- •But they're fuzzy!
- •What about a Batman shirt with Adam West's face on it?
After only working Monday-Thursday for nine months, my first Friday back has created some confusion.
This list brought to you by repression and Jameson.
- •DrinkWhiskey, preferably. Beer or wine in a pinch.
- •Take the dog for a walkHe's so happy. It's infectious.
- •Totes McGoats!
- •Ser PounceThe bonus outdoor cat that moved with the neighbors a couple of months ago.
- •Dog pic #1I'm honestly surprised the first picture I landed on wasn't a dog picture. I have a lot. He's very photogenic.