Reasons I don't wear my hair down
I have very straight, flat blond hair.
- •People use it as a conversation piece."I was trying to figure out why you look different, and then I realized that your hair is down." No shit.
- •It gets in my faceAnd tries to stay there
- •I will put my hair in my mouth.It's a nervous habit.
- •But most of all...
- •It's because I look like a member of Hanson.I was just washing my hands and looked in the mirror and legitimately thought 'Why is there a member of a 90s boy band in the women's restroom?' But who am I kidding? I could only hope to look so fabulous.