Why I shouldn't go grocery shopping by myself

Texts I sent to my boyfriend
  1. We need Star Wars couch pillows, right?
  2. But they're fuzzy!
  3. What about a Batman shirt with Adam West's face on it?
  4. I can't find the frozen chicken, but I got Pizza Rolls.
  5. Seriously, we're going to have to re-do the menu this week.
  6. I'VE BEEN WALKING IN CIRCLES AND IT'S NOWHERE
  7. I GIVE UP. This is dumb. I'm leaving.
  8. Nvm found it