Why I shouldn't go grocery shopping by myself
Texts I sent to my boyfriend
- •We need Star Wars couch pillows, right?
- •But they're fuzzy!
- •What about a Batman shirt with Adam West's face on it?
- •I can't find the frozen chicken, but I got Pizza Rolls.
- •Seriously, we're going to have to re-do the menu this week.
- •I'VE BEEN WALKING IN CIRCLES AND IT'S NOWHERE
- •I GIVE UP. This is dumb. I'm leaving.
- •Nvm found it