1. My Clarke's
  2. A penguin that's been wearing the same top hat all summer
  3. Utilikilt™
  4. Trailer park gay bars
  5. Brown bagging prosseco
  6. Frayed leather belts
  7. Faux fur coats
  8. Skateboarding to class
  9. Going to a pawn shop
  10. Black dress pants with paint stains