How to Use a Comma

  1. Keep it handy for when you find yourself in a time of need
  2. They are easy to stash away in your headband, sock, or waste-band if you are uncomfortable keeping them loose is your pockets or purse
  3. Make sure you don't let anyone know where you keep them, even your closest friends
  4. If someone asks you for one, pretend like you don't have any
  5. Make sure that your commas are authentic by biting down on them with your back teeth: if they're counterfeits, they won't bend!
  6. When the time come to use your comma, you must first slip it into the palm of your right hand using your left hand ring finger
  7. Then, quickly place it directly on your desired target
  8. The rest is easy, just wait it out!