Ouija Board Fantasies in No Particular Order

  1. "You can call me Melvin because I like you."
  2. "Don't let anyone ever tell you that you have feminine hips again!"
  3. "It's alright with me as long as you don't tell anyone"
  4. "I wish I could pet you like a cat"
  5. "Xoxo gossip girl"
  6. "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese"