Things I Could Do if I Wasn't ME

  1. Be president
  2. Be attractive (sexually) as a passenger in a convertible going 65 mph or above
  3. Deep throat
    It's harder than it looks ( that's what she said) ((fuck I hate myself))
  4. Whistle
    I exhale AND inhale
  5. Take photo rather than upload from album
    My snapchat profile ghost thing is still empty
  6. Save it for the second date
    The good wine