Things I would do if I wasn't baked

Afroman knew the struggle
  1. Bring those clothes to play dos closet
    Need the money, need the time, need need need
  2. Go to the gym
    Instead I'll make 5 mini meals and convince myself it's healthy
  3. Put on clothes
    They are prisons most of the time.
  4. Text that friend who I've been meaning to get lunch with
    My bed and constant stream of media on my laptop keep me occupied for hours I didn't know I had
  5. Clean myself up before going out to the bar to meet my friends
    I figure if I get there late enough no one will notice my frizz and lack of bra