THINGS THAT SHOULD BE A THING BUT AREN'T

It's 2016 how am I ahead of the greatest minds?
  1. Group facetime
    I picture a Lizzie McGuire-esque FaceTime party
  2. Group tinder
    For swingers or those who just like to party on week nights because they have leftover cocaine from whatever festival they just attended
  3. Knowledge injections
    So we don't have to go to school and we can start contributing to society at age 10
  4. Movies that put you in them
    Virtual reality but they are major motion pictures you see from an outside view
  5. Feature length memories
  6. Play an instrument and the application will write the music for you