THINGS I DO DURING THE AWKWARD GAP BETWEEN COLLEGE CLASSES

  1. Go to the bathroom
  2. Check Twitter
  3. Ignore people's Snapchats
  4. Harass nearby acquaintances
  5. Go to the bathroom to readjust my outfit
  6. Retie my shoelaces even though they don't need to be retied
  7. Pretend to be on the phone
  8. Leave colorful voicemails for my loved ones to hate
  9. Go to the bathroom to fix my make up
  10. Accidentally ruin my make up
  11. I suck at eyeshadow you guys
  12. Go to the bathroom and twiddle my thumbs
  13. Think about how Twiddle sounds like the name of a creepy clown
  14. Cry
  15. Forget that I have class