WEIRD THINGS MY MOM HAS SAID VISITING ME IN SCOTLAND (ONGOING)

My wonderful mother has come to spend 2 weeks with me in Scotland. I love her so much but she says the darnedest things.
  1. "Did they short sheet us?!?!"
    Getting into bed the first night at the hotel. Freaking out because the sheets were tucked in on either sides. SPOILER: they did not short sheet us.
  2. "Are we going to that Cali-did tonight?"
    She was talking about a ceilidh. Pronounced kay-lee.
  3. "Are those knuckles? Brass knuckles!?"
    SPOILER: not brass knuckles