WEIRD THINGS MY MOM HAS SAID VISITING ME IN SCOTLAND (ONGOING)
My wonderful mother has come to spend 2 weeks with me in Scotland. I love her so much but she says the darnedest things.
- •"Did they short sheet us?!?!"Getting into bed the first night at the hotel. Freaking out because the sheets were tucked in on either sides. SPOILER: they did not short sheet us.
- •"Are we going to that Cali-did tonight?"She was talking about a ceilidh. Pronounced kay-lee.
- •"Are those knuckles? Brass knuckles!?"SPOILER: not brass knuckles