BEST INSULTS EVER
From television, of course (and one film... so far). Good for a laugh, a standing ovation, inspiration, or all of the above.
- •"You ever bully or hurt anyone again, I'll come back and buttfuck your father with your mom's headless corpse on this goddamn lawn."—Ray Velcoro, True Detective
- •"Looks like you got a little, uh, herpe on your lip there. You been kissin' your wife's ass... after I put herpe in there?"—Action Johnny, Venture Bros
- •"I don't think about you at all."—Don Draper, Mad Men (in response to "I feel bad for you" by Ginsberg)
- •"I had a client once: He decapitated his ex-wife, then kept her head in the refrigerator. … The DA got greedy. Tried to pile on two unsolved murders, trick up evidence to stick my guy with them. It's called the justice system; that's not the way it's supposed to happen. … No. Fuck the DA. And fuck the cop who helped him."—Mick Haller, The Lincoln Lawyer (in response to "Fuck you" for getting the client off)