BEST INSULTS EVER

From television, of course (and one film... so far). Good for a laugh, a standing ovation, inspiration, or all of the above.
  1. "You ever bully or hurt anyone again, I'll come back and buttfuck your father with your mom's headless corpse on this goddamn lawn."
    —Ray Velcoro, True Detective
  2. "Looks like you got a little, uh, herpe on your lip there. You been kissin' your wife's ass... after I put herpe in there?"
    —Action Johnny, Venture Bros
  3. "I don't think about you at all."
    —Don Draper, Mad Men (in response to "I feel bad for you" by Ginsberg)
  4. "I had a client once: He decapitated his ex-wife, then kept her head in the refrigerator. … The DA got greedy. Tried to pile on two unsolved murders, trick up evidence to stick my guy with them. It's called the justice system; that's not the way it's supposed to happen. … No. Fuck the DA. And fuck the cop who helped him."
    —Mick Haller, The Lincoln Lawyer (in response to "Fuck you" for getting the client off)