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- •It is winter.
- •The news is scary.
- •Dogs and cats can't seem to get along.
- •The money dared me.
- •Robots needed it.
- •Saw a rainbow this morning.
- •My hands are too big for crime
- •Busy murdering someone else that day
- •Steve did it. You know which Steve I'm talking about. Go ask him about it
- 1."Pete M", degenerate taquito addict. Who can blame him? They are delicious.
- 2.Stinky Pete. He smells fine, actually, but his morals are questionable.
- 3.Pete "The Pete Man" Peteman. Being THE "Pete Man" is his whole identity. He also answers to "The Pete Bro" or "El Duder Pedro."
- •Sometimes friendly, sometimes officious, most of the time just doing their job
- •Probably represent authority, uncertainty, and/or my unconscious desire for sunglasses
- •Can fly, but not by flapping their arms. They usually have to catch a good breeze
- •Socks don't even have the OPTION of dating
- •Even if they did, their identical twin is always right there, spoiling any chance for privacy
- •Also, their job sucks. They work hard as foot assistants, but shoes get all the credit
- •Hey. Dude.
- •What the hell do you think you're doing?
- •We're all in a single file line boarding the bus.
A few resolutions for the next 16 hours or so
- •Don't oversleep
- •Eat waffles
- •Take a shower