The Five Petes You Meet In 7-Eleven
- 1."Pete M", degenerate taquito addict. Who can blame him? They are delicious.
- 2.Stinky Pete. He smells fine, actually, but his morals are questionable.
- 3.Pete "The Pete Man" Peteman. Being THE "Pete Man" is his whole identity. He also answers to "The Pete Bro" or "El Duder Pedro."
- 4.Another guy named Pete. Not sure about this Pete. He seems to enjoy shopping at 7-Eleven.
- 5.Pete The Manager. Self-explanatory.
- 6.Extra Pete. This Pete sucks at math.