The Five Petes You Meet In 7-Eleven

  1. 1.
    "Pete M", degenerate taquito addict. Who can blame him? They are delicious.
  2. 2.
    Stinky Pete. He smells fine, actually, but his morals are questionable.
  3. 3.
    Pete "The Pete Man" Peteman. Being THE "Pete Man" is his whole identity. He also answers to "The Pete Bro" or "El Duder Pedro."
  4. 4.
    Another guy named Pete. Not sure about this Pete. He seems to enjoy shopping at 7-Eleven.
  5. 5.
    Pete The Manager. Self-explanatory.
  6. 6.
    Extra Pete. This Pete sucks at math.