++A THING I DID TODAY AND WHY++

An open list of excuses and reasons. Add yours here.
  1. I called my mom during lunch...
    because a homeless man was screaming outside the falafel place about calling yo mama cuz she birthed you.
  2. Screamed into a pillow
    Because I had JUST fallen asleep and was unceremoniously awakened by UPS, who rang my buzzer erroneously for about 4 minutes
    Suggested by   @dave
  3. Screamed at my cube mates
    Because there is jack hammering outside our window and we can't hear each other. WORST.
    Suggested by   @sam