BEST LEO AND JOSH MOMENTS FROM THE WEST WING

Inspired by @mignac on @sally's pop culture list.
  1. J: "Why would I do that?" L: "Because it's what sons do for old friends of their father's."
  2. To Josh: "...the friend he jumps down into the hole with him and the man says,'why did you do that? Now we're both stuck.' But the friend says, 'Yeah but I've been down here before and I know how to get out.' ... As long as I got a job here you got a job."
  3. L: "Whatever you're planing don't." J: "See there's this guy in a hole..." L: Josh
  4. J: time number one was when you kissed me on the steps of my apartment. It was snowing. Time number two was when you came over after after the State of the Union. Time number three you put on your bootleg tap of the Stones at Wembley and the feather boa... L: Josh I'm gonna stop you right there, ok? J: Leo?
    ... We got problems in Viaques and a caucus in Iowa. Why don't you come on into work?
  5. Josh on the needs of an elder statesman for a VP for Santos. L: Well let me know if you want help getting a list together. J: I already have my guy. L: do I know him. J: Yeah, you. [fade out on Leo]
  6. Leo: "Boy, did you read that wrong." http://youtu.be/w-113WzilNA
    Suggested by   @mignac
  7. Leo: "Those records are sealed." "They've got em."
    Suggested by   @Lynnie
  8. "What is that? Some sort of hip hop gesture?"
    Suggested by   @Lynnie
  9. J: "Is it a Total Crackpot Day?" L: "Yes, it is". Moments later Leo smacks Josh upside the head and L: "That's for Total Crackpot Day." J: "Yeah, Yeah".
    My favorite recurring theme: Big Block of Cheese day.
    Suggested by   @kelrie
  10. "Oh get it together would you please..."
    Suggested by   @bookishclaire
  11. Leo: "was I insensitive before, telling you Donna had left?" (To go and hang out with her very handsome, thirteen-buttons-on-the-trousers boyfriend, Jack Reese, over Christmas) Josh: "no, it's fine... It's better than fine..." Leo: "oh get it together would you please?"
    Suggested by   @bookishclaire