FOR THE SIN OF NOT BLINDLY ACCEPTING JEWISH POP CULTURE

It is the month of Elul and we must get our souls ready for the high holidays
  1. I hate Seinfeld
    It isn't funny to be uncomfortable. Sorry.
  2. I think Matisyahu is not a good musician.
    I know I'm not alone here. Sorry
  3. Curb. Not that great.
    See above re: Seinfeld. Also self-hatred is so 1987. Sorry.
  4. While I respect her, I don't like Barbara Streisand
    Yeah sorry.
  5. I find RENT to be a weak-ass theatrical production.
    525,600 minutes of over-rated. Sorry.
  6. I love all dairy.
    #lactosforlife Sorry.