Inspired by @elmiguel
  1. You are always waiting around for your lover but she never is on time.
  2. You smell like pee after a date.
    And you aren't into that.
  3. You continually pay more for your relationship and never get more from your lover.
  4. Sometime you mix up your lover with her sister.
    And her brother.
  5. When you talk over text the information your lover provides is nearly always wrong.
  6. You lover cheats on you with hundreds of thousands of people everyday.
    But you keep going back because you have no other viable options because parking downtown is comically expensive...
  7. When your friends come over the often complain about the bumpy ride your lover provided.
  8. After a night of passion you feel like you were run over by a bus.
    Because you were.