HOW TO TELL IF YOUR LOVER IS ACTUALLY A SF MUNI BUS
Inspired by @elmiguel
- •You are always waiting around for your lover but she never is on time.
- •You smell like pee after a date.And you aren't into that.
- •You continually pay more for your relationship and never get more from your lover.
- •Sometime you mix up your lover with her sister.And her brother.
- •When you talk over text the information your lover provides is nearly always wrong.
- •You lover cheats on you with hundreds of thousands of people everyday.But you keep going back because you have no other viable options because parking downtown is comically expensive...
- •When your friends come over the often complain about the bumpy ride your lover provided.
- •After a night of passion you feel like you were run over by a bus.Because you were.