LIES WE ALL TELL FREELY
Time to come clean, a list inspired by my trip to the dentist.
- •I floss daily.To the dentist.
- •I think I saw something about that in the New Yorker.Andy Borowitz doesn't count.
- •I listen to nothing but @npr in the car.All things considered, we know you are lying. Even Robert and Audie need a little Shake it Off in their daily commute. *get that picture out of your head*
- •I only buy local and organic products.Oh, is that an organic, local apple or just a regular iPhone?
- •Workers rights are a big thing for me.From the back seat of an Uber.
- •1-3 drinks a week.Health survey, more like health story! #amirite?🍻🍻🍻
- •Once this goes public, I'm never using ListApp again.Yeah...