THINGS THAT ARE ALWAYS WORTH IT

Not exercise. What you think this is some motivational poster? FTN
  1. The ice cream with stuff in it.
  2. Getting in a political argument with a stranger on public transit.
  3. Watching another episode of some show you have seen before.
  4. Drinking only beer on a hot day.
  5. Getting into a Twitter fight with trolls.
  6. Trolling someone famous on Twitter.
    You know who you are ListApp-arati. I'm coming for you.
  7. Telling your boss how you really feel.
  8. Completely ignoring the question about "why don't you call more often" and respond with a list of shows on your DVR.
  9. Raw shellfish.
  10. Believing HR when they tell you the interview is confidential.