THINGS THAT NEED CUTTING ON BABIES
In order of the trauma endured by parents
- •Foreskin (boys only)Let's just say he slept fine after the mohel did his thing and I was shaking for an hour or so.
- •Finger NailsThey are sharp and they can hurt you but just nip a little bit of finger and the cry will make you question your fitness as a parent.
- •Toe NailsSee above and put on socks.
- •Umbilical CordI didn't cut it. Figured would leave the doctoring to doctors.
- •HairIt doesn't hurt and odds are you are going to film it to show to your kid's prom date, or at least that's what I'm gonna do.