UNEXPECTED THINGS MY WIFE HAS SAID SINCE HAVING A KID, VOL 6
This is the gift that keeps on giving.
- •It's like he's doing a boob keg stand.You do the math.
- •Buddy, just eat. Mama wants to drink.
- •Your street name is Naked Tush but your rap name is POOP FACE
- •The spinach in your nose brings out the blue in your eyes.
- •She sent me a picture of the vomit. Want to see?Not pictured...
- •Oh man. He peed on my bra.