UNEXPECTED THINGS MY WIFE HAS SAID SINCE HAVING A KID, VOL 6

This is the gift that keeps on giving.
  1. It's like he's doing a boob keg stand.
    You do the math.
  2. Buddy, just eat. Mama wants to drink.
  3. Your street name is Naked Tush but your rap name is POOP FACE
  4. The spinach in your nose brings out the blue in your eyes.
  5. She sent me a picture of the vomit. Want to see?
    Not pictured...
  6. Oh man. He peed on my bra.