UNEXPECTED THINGS MY WIFE HAS SAID SINCE WE HAD A KID, VOL 2
The brilliance of my wife and baby mama @abbyzeecee
- •Ok, stay between the buoys.Out of context song reference. In this case talking to the boy about keeping his poop in his diaper.
- •You want to snort some more? It's really cute. You probably can't breath but it's cute.
- •The onies with the poop, it's still wearable..there is just hint of it.
- •I guess this is your way of saying you are done.
- •He woke up so I went to pat his stomach and he smiled. He was super chill so I walked away and now he's asleep again.This is just really cute.
- •With reading my book (One More Thing), reading to the kid (The Book With No Picture) and now ListApp there is a lot of @bjnovak in my life right now.
- •And then he peed on the wall.When asked for details I learned the power of the stream shot the wash cloth off and he enjoyed it. A lot.